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(graphic by the gross alicia)

So this has never happened before. we, the croatoan network, are setting up a tumblr awards. this is going to be crazy, unique, and a little bit weird.

da rules

• must be following t h e s e  w e i r d o s (and meli)
• reblogs only; likes make the virus spread
• [obviously you can like to track tho] 
• must reach fifty notes
• for every extra 50 notes, another runner up is added whoop
• ends on the 29th of february 
• winners will be announced on  the 1st of march
  

the awards whuuu

for each award there will be one winner, along with one runner up. 

“i thought you’d gotten over trying to label me” (best url);

most likely to get washed up for the orgy (best theme);

deAN’S THIGH HOLSTER BECAUSE DANG (best icon);

“are you stoned? generally, yeah” (best sidebar);

we always end up here (best description);

most likely to survive the apocalypse (nicest blogger);

the perfect handiwork of god (original content);

hisses at lucifer (best multifandom);

most likely to use all the toilet paper (best joke); 

one like most likely to earn dean’s trust (best spn);

she made us try on her panties (best updates tab);

the fearless leader (best overall);

the prizes hey

a winner will get:

a follow back from all of us (if not already)

a url graphic of some sort

a spot on our sidebars for one month

mystery prize

a space on our winner’s pages

love (and don’t we all need that in this croat-filled wasteland?)

immunity from the dreaded croatoan virus

a runner up will get:

a follow back from all of us (if not already)

a spot on our sidebars for one month

mystery prize

love

immunity from the dreaded croatoan virus (for one month, then you’re on your own, kid)

do try to survive that long, and don’t hog the loo roll.